biowareaccordingtomom:

Mom: u never tlod me if i could make them fall in love
Reg: Who?
Reg: Merrill and Carver?
Mom: y
Mom: teh button is saying she thinsk lil bro is teh best swordr in town
Mom: u no what that means
Reg: I’m worried that the things I think it means may not be the things you think it means or what it means in context.
Mom: ???
Reg: Never mind.
Mom: u ask ur friends ok
Mom: if they can get 2gether
Reg: I’m pretty much positive they can’t.
Mom: ok then ask 4 them 2 sew a patch

That…

is not what a patch is. The terrifying realization that Mom listens to me strikes again.