Postmodernism Ruined Me

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uglyorangecouch: sentientcitizen: dicksihavestudied: Not entirely relevant to the blog, but funny nevertheless. *Please note, this is a satirical view of medieval sexual relations. Humanity probably would not have survived in Europe if people had adhered to all these restrictions. From James Brundage, Sex, Law, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1987), page 162. Ah! Luise, Elizabeth! It’s the sex flow-chart! I found it again! As always, this is infinitely more hilarious when I imagine our Professor sternly instructing us all “be careful not to have any fun, best of luck, and for godsakes wash up afterwards.” YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEDIEVAL SEX CHART!

uglyorangecouch:

sentientcitizen:

dicksihavestudied:

Not entirely relevant to the blog, but funny nevertheless.

*Please note, this is a satirical view of medieval sexual relations. Humanity probably would not have survived in Europe if people had adhered to all these restrictions.

From James Brundage, Sex, Law, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1987), page 162.

Ah! Luise, Elizabeth! It’s the sex flow-chart! I found it again!

As always, this is infinitely more hilarious when I imagine our Professor sternly instructing us all “be careful not to have any fun, best of luck, and for godsakes wash up afterwards.”

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MEDIEVAL SEX CHART!

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