This application for a wedding license confuses me:
1) I have been spelling license wrong all my life
2) Why do you need to know my religious denomination? I feel like pulling a Jack Kornfield and writing “Druid (Reformed)”. (Seriously, if you haven’t heard that story, go listen to dharma talks by him until you find it. It endlessly makes me happy.)
3) Please don’t ask me for my mother’s maiden name. I can’t spell it. The box is also not big enough for it.
In short, I think I do not qualify for marriage because of silliness and inability to spell.